BEST DS9 STORY ~ ROUND XI
Title: DO IT WITH B'ELANNA
Author: Darklord
Date: July 2003
Series: VOY/TNG/DS9
Code: Torres/Jadzia/7/Troi/Crusher
Rating: NC-17
Parts: 1 (1/1)
Summary: A musical comparison of B'Elanna Torres with some of the other sexy women of Trek.
Disclaimer: In the beginning there was NBC, but they were a pack of wallys and sold Star Trek to Paramount for 5 pesos, 2 rusty safety pins and an old button. Paramount now owns the Star Trek universe, but occasionally I stage a jailbreak and let the characters out to have some fun. Don't tell Paramount or they'll make me do it with Dr Pulaski (and she's just not my cup of tea).
Warning: This filk contains mention of lesbian sex. If you didn't know that already, how did you find this website??
Archiving: Yes please on FFF, ASCEM and the Paradoxical F/F Archive (if you want it Rob). Anybody else that wants to archive please let me know and I'll probably say yes.
Feedback: Yes please. Constructive criticisms only (flames and unhelpful criticism will be returned with interest!) can be sent to me at the email address above or posted to the Femme Fuhq Fest or ASCEM-L groups.
Note 1: Part of the Femme Fuh -Q Fest - http://www.geocities.com/femme_fuhq_fest/
Note 2: This is based on the song "Do It With Madonna" by The Androids.
You know Jadzia's got the body,
And I really like her spots,
But when she's fucking me with her strap-on,
I can't see those sexy dots,
Now Seven's nice, a real honey,
And she really likes to screw,
She's got great breasts, but isn't sunny,
So what I'd really like to do,
I'd love to do it with B'Elanna,
She's what a woman's supposed to be,
Oh, B'Elanna, can you do it with me?
When Deanna kisses me, it feels amazing,
I like her soft lips and caress,
I'd really like to be with her,
But she spends far too long dressed,
I'd rather do it with B'Elanna,
She's what a woman's supposed to be,
The only girl I'll ever need,
B'Elanna, do it with me,
I'd rather do it with B'Elanna,
Come and eat my pussy, please,
The only girl I'll ever need,
B'Elanna, do it with me.
I'd really like to be with Beverly,
I think she's really, really hot,
I wonder if I could get Beverly,
To wanna do it with B'Elanna,
I'd rather do it with B'Elanna,
Come and eat my pussy, please,
Oh, B'Elanna, won't you do it with me?
I'd rather do it with B'Elanna,
She's what a woman's supposed to be,
Oh, B'Elanna, come and do it with me,
I'd rather do it with B'Elanna,
She's really got me.
I wanna do it with,
Oooo B'Elanna [till fade]